1 - I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learn most people die of natural causes!
2- There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead!
3 - Life is sexually transmitted!
4 - Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate that one can die!
5 - The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth!
6 - Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about UFO's like they used to?
7 - Whenever I feel blue, I start breading!
8 - In the 60's people took acid to make the world feel weird. In our days people take prozac to make the world feel normal.
9 - Why do gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up in there anyway?
10 -Does pushing the elevator buttom more than once make it go any faster?
Há 12 anos
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